Friday, April 30, 2021

Another Update On The New Album!

 There is a feature on Blogger where you can schedule a post to come out some time in the future.  So believe me when I say this isn't that and I didn't write this in the past and it didn't come out way later.

This is a picture of Marinara sauce not our new album or us recording it

 

The progress on the album is progressing and we have made much in roads on getting things accomplished to a point where it's getting more done.  I really like how the songs are listening and I heard one the other day and was like "Wow, I heard that song!"

I was talking to Paul about the new album as we were in the studio YET AGAIN AFTER LAST TIME and I mentioned we were in the studio again and he agreed we were there.  We played music and it was recorded into a microphone such that you will have the ability to listen to that music on demand whenever you want.  When I think about how that will work, I can't as much but when I am in awe of music in 2021 I am.

Friday, April 23, 2021

How To Make Fradulent Roy Rock Sauce

 Hello Information Super Highway,

We are Roy and some day we will have a contract with a food company, perhaps Kraft, where we partner to create something special.  At some point in the future, we will create Roy Rock Sauce from a recipe that Jon is refining now.

We wanted to share the recipe here with you but also wanted to let you know one thing first.  You can follow the recipe on this Weblog to make Roy Rock Sauce but the very true truth here is that you can only make Fraudulent Roy Rock Sauce because real Roy Rock Sauce costs money AND contains a special ingredient you can not make on your own.  I'd tell you what it is but even if I did you couldn't make it because only Roy can.

That said, here is the recipe:

Fraudulent Roy Rock Sauce


This isn't the sauce at all it's Marinara Sauce

When we say part, I'd start with a spoon and then move up from there as you feel comfortable.  I suppose you could use a truck bed but I'd avoid that for first timers.

  • 1/4th part Sriracha
  • 1/2 part Catsup
  • 1/2 part Ketchup
  • 1/2 part Mayo
  • 1 part BBQ Sauce
  • SECRET INGREDIENT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE SO DON'T TRY, JUST BUY WHEN THIS HITS STORES

Saturday, April 17, 2021

Our Music Catalog Has Not Been Aquired By Sony Music Publishing!

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO MUSIC PRESS 4/17/2021
Roy

Recently the music of legendary rock icon Paul Simon was acquired by Sony Music Publishing.  After talking it over we decided we want to be rich too so we reached out to Sony Music Publishing.  At first, we didn't get a response but after much work we were able to talk to the upper brass at Sony Music.  The negotiations were tough and there was a lot of screaming involved but we came to an understanding that we were in fact at a McDonalds drive thru.  After that our spirits were understandably low but we were reminded of one thing: our total Bandcamp royalties wouldn't pay for fries so we had to share the small cone instead.

Monday, April 12, 2021

New Roy Album Is Coming (For Those That Read Words)

Roy stopped playing shows in 2008 because we think it must have been very hard to hit start on the Casio keyboard.  After talking about a Roy-boot for quite a long time Paul and I decided to record a new album.  Recording and the initial mixing has gone much better than either of us has anticipated and at this point the album looks to be about 10 tracks.  The main things left to wrap up are Paul's vocals, add samples, fiddle with virtual knobs and then mix and master it.  Apparently making music this bad sound good took a few minutes?




All Of Our Old Music Is Still Old Again! Available Everywhere!

 

You can now 🎧 to the entire Roy classic catalog on Spotify, YouTube, Amazon, Apple Music, iTunes, Tidal and Bandcamp. 10 years late or right on ⏰?
 


It seems Blogger can not embed YouTube on mobile.  This is a fun limitation.  Please clickorama the YT link below because that's what was supposed to show up here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Doh0sMN5I

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Another Update On The New Album!

 There is a feature on Blogger where you can schedule a post to come out some time in the future.  So believe me when I say this isn't t...