How To Make Fradulent Roy Rock Sauce

 Hello Information Super Highway,

We are Roy and some day we will have a contract with a food company, perhaps Kraft, where we partner to create something special.  At some point in the future, we will create Roy Rock Sauce from a recipe that Jon is refining now.

We wanted to share the recipe here with you but also wanted to let you know one thing first.  You can follow the recipe on this Weblog to make Roy Rock Sauce but the very true truth here is that you can only make Fraudulent Roy Rock Sauce because real Roy Rock Sauce costs money AND contains a special ingredient you can not make on your own.  I'd tell you what it is but even if I did you couldn't make it because only Roy can.

That said, here is the recipe:

Fraudulent Roy Rock Sauce

This isn't the sauce at all it's Marinara Sauce

When we say part, I'd start with a spoon and then move up from there as you feel comfortable.  I suppose you could use a truck bed but I'd avoid that for first timers.

• 1/4th part Sriracha
• 1/2 part Catsup
• 1/2 part Ketchup
• 1/2 part Mayo
• 1 part BBQ Sauce
• SECRET INGREDIENT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE SO DON'T TRY, JUST BUY WHEN THIS HITS STORES